Full Service

daniel1Do you have a wish? A need? A desire? Good news: “Full Service” might pop up soon at a venue near you. I am ready to provide any service you may desire – immediately and on-site. Nothing is off limits – as long as we manage to agree on the conditions and the price.

Lab

In the new format “Full Service | Lab”,  the performance is complemented with invited guests who give talks and lectures where they develop and expose their theories and models in reference to the context of the performance and its implications. “Full Service | Lab” is an open space where services are provided, thoughts are developed and needs are met – a contemporary consumption temple where people come together: scholars and artists, art lovers and incidental passers-by. The first edition took place in Zürich from 6 – 11 September 2016 as part of the “Manifesta 11 Zürich Parallel Events 2016”.

Here you can listen to past talks of “Full Service | Lab”.

Tour Dates

Past Tour Dates

October 1, 2014 | Lugano, Switzerland | 241 €

Service Income
I light the cigarettes for you and your friends for the rest of the evening 6 €
I give you 5 pieces of advice for the communication with your soon to be ex-wife 7 €
I sincerely answer 5 questions that you ask 4 €
I post a Facebook status advertising your work as a graphic designer 8 €
I tell you the numbers to bet on in the Euro Millions lottery 10 €
I tell you a one minute story containing “wine”, “chair” and “arm pit” 6 €
I pretend to have sex on stage (while naked) within another performance 200 €

October 2, 2014 | Bellinzona, Switzerland | 135 €

Service Income
I give you a French kiss for 30 seconds 17 €
I ask you an interesting question 1 €
I sing an opera aria from Richard Wagner 8 €
I explain to you how I feel standing here at everyone’s disposal like an escort 2 €
I declare my love to you in a realistic way for 10 minutes 18 €
I sing a song from the 19th century 8 €
I do 10 push-ups 2 €
I send you a personal mixtape on a CD with short explanations 25 €
I try to make you laugh, cry and laugh again during 20 minutes 25 €
I write a short poem about „theatre“ 8 €
I write a heartening surprise-poem for your girlfriend Marisol 21 €

October 3, 2014 | Losone, Switzerland | 153 €

Service Income
I do nothing for 5 minutes 9 €
I give you a shoulder massage for 5 minutes 10 €
I sing a song for you, while I massage your neck and you dance 10 €
I listen to you talking about your mental state for 3 minutes 5 €
I explain to you my artistic idea behind this performance 8 €
I give you advice for 3.5 minutes how to deal with fear and nervousness as a performer 5 €
I dance with you inside the private booth for 90 seconds and I explain to you at the same time what this performance is about 8 €
I try to stop a singer from singing right here on the square 8 €
I give up the idea of stopping this singer 17 €
I read your palm 4 €
I let you film me reading the palm of your friend 2 €
I give you a Tarot card reading 16 €
I give you a Tarot card reading about your love life 16 €
I dance for 30 seconds in the middle of the fountain 3 €
I give you ideas, what you could do with 900 Swiss Francs of leftovers from a lost campaign to save a historic bar 13 €
I make you laugh and feel happiness 7 €
I give you advice about your love life 12 €

October 4, 2014 | Losone, Switzerland | 100 €

Service Income
I lay down with you and give you a lover experience with hugs and caresses 33 €
I remove the 3 salad dressing stains from your brand-new pullover 21 €
I flirt with your husband and touch his butt 12 €
I try to convince the people around to come to your show 16 €
I sing a song for you 10 €
I show you my genitals and you show me yours 8 €

October 5, 2014 | Losone, Switzerland | 95 €

Service Income
I make an oracle ceremony for you, in order to find out if you will have children 33 €
I sing “Ombra mai fu” in a staged version around the fountain 17 €
I sing a short opera aria for you 8 €
I make a 5-minutes performance, sitting at the table of foreign people, imitating them and doing small weird things while you can watch me 12 €
I go with you inside the private booth, we build a construction, using all my props I have with me (4 minutes), then we clean it all up again (2 minutes); meanwhile I make a speech that starts with animal fables and ends with economic crisis 14 €
I give a compliment to your girlfriend 3 €
I listen to you talking about your life situation and I tell you what I think about it 8 €

January 10, 2015 | New York, USA | 146 €

Service Income
I give you a lap dance during half of a song 8 €
I find you a girl who will chat with you for 5 minutes 4 €
I write a declaration of love to your boyfriend 9 €
I improvise a performance moving above your heads, without words, artistic, but truthful 20 €
I let you see my private booth 3 €
I perform the following storyline (invented by you) in a 3-minute version: a little girl is horny, discovers masturbation and explores sexual activities with the neighbour’s dog Andy. When Andy runs away she has a panic attack, then she orgasms and then she wins the McArthur Genius Grant 13 €
I get you two beers at the bar and sing a short song for you 10 €
I let you blow me for 2 minutes, while your friend is filming, then we watch the video together and delete it 35 €
I make a purifying ceremony with you that brings positive energy in 2015 11 €
I have a threesome kiss with you for 1 minute 19 €
I let you see my private booth 2 €
I let you and your friend use my private booth for 5 minutes 8 €
I engage in a pillow fight with you for 1 minute 3 €
Tip without service 1 €

January 28, 2015 | Geneva, Switzerland | 253 €

Service Income
I explain to you how the 70th anniversary of Auschwitz’s liberation affects me personally and how it might affect you 19 €
I announce your pregnancy to your parents in a video message where I sing the big news for them 26 €
I hold a séance for you and tell you about your future 14 €
I write a little song of 1 minute length containing many words rhyming with “La Fabrik” and let you record it 20 €
I explain to you how I got the idea for this performance 5 €
I sell you my ticket for the sold-out concert of “Feu! Chatterton” and write for you a haiku about love 20 €
I sing a short, languorous and sensual Japanese ballad 5 €
I provide a good surprise service that makes you smile at the end 9 €
I get wrapped up in a curtain with you and draw it to the other side of the room and back 5 €
I write a small poem about the weight of everyday life 10 €
I play a magnetist doctor giving you treatment for a problem you have in your role of a patient, using a bit of physical contact and creating erotic tension 20 €
I am disposed to have a conversation with you about any subject you would like to share and discuss with me and to take the time to get to know each other 10 €
I hang myself on the ceiling and try to keep the position for 2 minutes 9 €
I tell your two friends that you asked me to spend 2 entire weeks with me, pretending to be in a big dilemma, if I should accept it or not, asking them many questions about your personality and romantic pre-history 19 €
I do something to chase the demons away that keep you from working well on your doctoral thesis. 14 €
I try to get to know you during 10 minutes in order to write a personal letter full of compliments, which I will send to you by mail 48 €

January 29, 2015 | Geneva, Switzerland | 167 €

Service Income
I improvise a performance inspired by a work of art that deeply affected me, translating it into my own artistic language 20 €
I give a public speech where I express that you are very proud of your sister 19 €
I perform a series of magic tricks that fail and make you laugh 12 €
I get naked and kiss you with tongue 39 €
I explain to you why I do this performance 4 €
I organize a time travel to the 16th century and explain to you how you have met and seduced each other 11 €
I engage in a text message conversation with your boyfriend using your mobile phone, pretending to be you and making excuses for working so much these days 15 €
I give you feedback on your project 28 €
I write a love poem 14 €
I make a triple Lutz jump 5 €

January 30, 2015 | Zürich, Switzerland | 406 €

Service Income
I declare my love to you including a moment of singing 19 €
I make a handstand and let you take a photo 3 €
I discuss with you during 15 minutes where my real limits are in this performance 78 €
I massage your hands and sing a song 10 €
I discuss with you the possibility of donating my sperm for your artificial insemination procedure 20 €
I listen to you talking shortly about a difficult situation in your relationship and give a tip, how I would try to handle it 24 €
I dress up as a nun and sing “Happy Birthday” in French, using my falsetto voice 19 €
I go with you to the bar next door and we both try to collect as fast as possible 3 phone numbers of friendly-looking people. If I win, you have to write a review on my website, if you win, you also get the numbers I collected 10 €
I listen to your question, whether you should move to St. Gallen or not. I’ll sleep over it and send you a text message with my advice the next day 5 €
I elegantly light your girlfriend’s cigarette as a queer Indian tantra priest 9 €
I explain to you where the toilets are 1 €
I tell you my favourite joke 4 €
I summon the red-haired and the blond drag queen and take a photo of you in the middle of them 10 €
I listen to you talking about bad family news for 2 minutes 6 €
I explain to you why I always take money for a service 3 €
I organize a surprise for you that will take place at any moment during the evening 11 €
I listen to you telling me something 2 €
I will send your friend Aurelio a nice text message once a month for one year with a special tip for a movie, restaurant, party, song, etc 116 €
I sit with you in my tent for a moment and we chat together 5 €
I make out with your friend and let you watch 22 €
I listen to you for a while until I think it is enough 20 €
I let you use my tent as a changing room 9 €

January 31, 2015 | Zürich, Switzerland | 196 €

Service Income
I call a man with whom you agreed not to have any contact any more from my mobile phone and try to convince him to sing with me over the phone 11 €
I play a match of table football with you and tell you my first impressions about you 10 €
I change the diapers of your daughter 4 €
I pull my pants a bit down and my T-shirt a bit up and chat with you for 10 minutes 40 €
I sit and chat with you and your friends for 3 minutes with the option of adding minutes 5 €
I answer all your questions for 5 minutes including a hypothetical prize list for some service ideas 15 €
I let you (4 persons) make a human pile on top of me and take a photo 9 €
I give you a Tarot card reading about your dissertation 16 €
I give you a handjob 49 €
I try to get the barman from yesterday evening to accept to have a drink with you tonight at your place 5 €
I keep silence with you for one minute in the tent 2 €
I try to find out where the man is who used to work at the box office 2 €
I tell you in 2 minutes my impression about what kind of person you are 12 €
I give you an original couples therapy for a few minutes 16 €

February 21, 2015 | Zürich, Switzerland | 235 €

Service Income
I distribute your flyers during my performance 9 €
I crawl your neck and cuddle with you for 6 minutes like after having sex 10 €
I improvise a little song for your wife who has a burn-out and let you record it 10 €
I call your friend Michael on the day of his 40th birthday (29.10.2022) and sing Happy Birthday in a slow and sexual way 37 €
I let you see my tent 1 €
I present you to a producer I know 2 €
I tell you a funny story about your boyfriend who I know since childhood 10 €
I explain to you why there are so many sex-clubs in Switzerland compared with Balkan countries 1 €
I find a cigarette for you 1 €
I explain to you how I got the idea for this performance and how I established the contact to the Swiss Dance Days 5 €
I engage in a handstand competition with you 5 €
I massage your head for 5 minutes 10 €
I tell you how my funeral would be if I died today 9 €
I sing with you Schubert’s Erlkönig for your friend’s birthday, me singing the father and the narrator, you singing the son and the Erlkönig 19 €
I make a birthday surprise for you and your friend at midnight, which has to be short, vehement, personal, passionate, built with situation irony and in French 54 €
I massage your neck for 8 minutes (incl. night shift premium) 29 €

February 27, 2015 | Berlin, Germany | 122 €

Service Income
I improvise a little song in French for your grandmother’s 100th birthday and let you record it 5 €
I keep you company while you eat your goulash (you eat quite fast) 5 €
I organize two discount tickets for you for the upcoming show 8 €
I call your daughter Philine for her 17th birthday (on 15.04.2015) and sing a bit of “O mio babbino caro” and of “17 Jahr blondes Haar” for her 20 €
I step on a chair and tell you in 3 minutes all I can about my life 6 €
I keep my fingers crossed for your performance between 11 and 11.20 and you get up to 80% back if it did not work 3 €
I shortly kiss you with tongue as an audition for a more expensive service 6 €
I engage in a pillow fight with you and max. 3 more friends 9 €
I have a short chat with you in my tent 2 €
I fall in love (and maybe kiss) with Camille within two minutes and let you film the scene for your blog 18 €
I sit with you in silence, head against head, holding hands for 1 minute 2 €
I give you a hug in my tent 2 €
I read to you all services I have done so far tonight and let you have one of them for half price 9 €
I talk with you about the most disturbing service ideas on my flyer 2 €
I tell you the secret key to understanding the middle east conflict 2 €
I learn a part of the song “Bella Ciao” and sing it for you in the tent 20 €
I hold the disco ball during your drag performance 3 €

February 28, 2015 | Berlin, Germany | 181 €

Service Income
I put on your make-up and lipstick with a little personal touch 6 €
I massage your neck for 6 minutes and let you charge your phone at the same time 11 €
I cover you and your sister with compliments during 3 minutes 5 €
I give you some practical advice from my experience how to lead a happy life 5 €
I hug you and your partner for 2 minutes 7 €
I give you advice, whether you should ask the person who you suspect to be your biological father to undergo paternity testing 10 €
I sing half of a pop song for you, it should be sexy and have something to do with your life 6 €
I sing the first half of “My heart will go on” for you 5 €
I read through your artistic manifesto and provide a comment for each point 10 €
I give you a short interview for your blog while having dinner 3 €
I share an egoless experience with you 7 €
I lick your neck 1 €
I sing with you the death scene of Mimì from La Bohème as an erotic love duet, including a dress rehearsal and me bringing the score 28 €
I give you a short spiritual life coaching 4 €
I post a link to your music and upcoming showcase on my Facebook wall 6 €
I discuss with you the possibility and moral legitimacy of dividing the hall into two classes, one for migrants and one for people of German descent 2 €
I massage your wrists for 5 minutes 2 €
I have an entertaining chat with you during five minutes and let you sit on my table 4 €
I can choose to have sex with you or get something else that I would appreciate 1 €
I let you set up your shrine in my tent and give you a Tarot card reading about your career as a dancer 6 €
I put my lips on your left eyelid for 3 minutes 31 €
I give you a Tarot card reading about your love life 6 €
I give you an erotic caress between your ear and neck 5 €
I give you a Tarod card reading (incl. night shift premium) 10 €

March 6, 2015 | Lausanne, Switzerland | 206 €

Service Income
I make a small ceremony that stops you from losing your belongings all the time 5 €
I give you a Tarot card reading 14 €
I try to get you an accreditation (festival pass) for the festival 12 €
I do some energizing acrobatics exercises with you 10 €
I make a headstand on the table, bite your nipple and let your friend take a photo 14 €
I kiss you and let you suck me for 5 minutes 65 €
I give you a 10 minute interview about Full Service for the student radio “Fréquence Banane” 10 €
I find you a pain killer 2 €
I make a small, strange and intimate performance for you that includes a moment of singing 11 €
I call the phone number which is part of your own performance and follow the instructions 7 €
I sing something from Debussy at your table 5 €
I give your friend a short and efficient life coaching 9 €
I engage in an experiment with you, where we try to generate sexual desire through only looking into each others eyes during 15 minutes, and if we feel like it, we can touch the other person’s aura 28 €
I have a drink with you and your friends 5 €
I engage in a real, personal conversation with you for a few minutes 9 €

March 7, 2015 | Lausanne, Switzerland | 278 €

Service Income
I massage your head 10 €
I talk with you for 15 minutes about your sexual and romantic life as a 35 y.o. in 2015 47 €
I exchange a sexual secret with you 4 €
I give you advice on how to resolve a moral conflict 15 €
I pull my pants a bit down and my T-shirt a bit up, then strip down to my underwear, put on a pink slip and chat with you for 15 minutes 70 €
I massage your friend’s breasts for 5 minutes 13 €
I improvise a small ode for the woman I saw you with yesterday for a few minutes and let you film it 11 €
I kiss the “vagina memory” card on your forehead and let you take a photo 1 €
I give you a Tarot card reading and make you laugh 10 €
I leave you my dinner voucher 5 €
I bring you 2 glasses of white wine from the bar 2 €
I invent a kinky porn scene that takes place in a fitness center, involving many partners including Johnny Sins, and let you record it 4 €
I give you an erotic back massage in underwear for 10 minutes, including a little surprise 19 €
I share with you our violent and shame-inducing thoughts that I don’t talk about with others 9 €
I have a great time with you for a few minutes, including kissing and whatever happens 13 €
I touch you how I want, where I want and how long I want 5 €
I try to lick my elbow 5 €
I give you a hug 2 €
I massage your back and shoulders for 4 minutes 9 €
I let you use my negotiation table for the time you need to finish your dinner 5 €
I hold a nuanced speech about what I see in you, including the hidden tragedies 10 €
I sing Happy Birthday for your friend caressing his left earlobe 9 €

March 8, 2015 | Lausanne, Switzerland | 204 €

Service Income
I talk with you about the most challenging and difficult services that I delivered so far in the performance 12 €
I undress and let you take 3 Polaroid photos of me, and I also take 3 of you 9 €
I share a nice thought with you 2 €
I caress your body, including genital parts, for 10 minutes 75 €
I massage your scalp for 5 minutes 15 €
I get naked and let you take Polaroid photos from isolated parts of my body, then I put on a pink slip, handcuffs and a leather collar for more photos, and then I sensually apply cream on your fresh tattoos 20 €
I find you a female person who is open to deliver you the service of sharing an intimate moment with you (details of this service are negotiated directly between you and her) 47 €
I make a small ritual that might bring you a happy love life 5 €
I write a poem about you 19 €

March 19, 2015 | Zürich, Switzerland | 825 €

Service Income
I send you the contacts of 3 tax advisors in Zürich by post 11 €
I improvise a short rap about the end of the world 6 €
I tell you what I see when I look at you 2 €
I find you a small thing to eat and hand it to you with poetry 2 €
I tell you about my fears and get a drawing from you 1 €
I hug you for 2 minutes 5 €
I write something in my notebook and let you take the page with you 2 €
I let you blow me off 114 €
I surprise your boyfriend by making compliments about his new red sneakers and suddenly kissing him with tongue 6 €
I give you whatever I want to give you for the money I get 14 €
I call your sister and talk with her for a while 9 €
I talk with you about art and fundraising for 5 minutes 10 €
I tell you about my first impression of you 7 €
I convince the barman to take off his underwear and bring it to you 9 €
I quickly explain to you the different performances you just have seen 5 €
I call your friend Steffi for her 30th birthday (on 28.03.2015) and wish her all the best for her 30ies 19 €
I chat with you and let you massage and rim me for a total duration of 2 hours 379 €
I sing something romantic while caressing you 9 €
I draw the shape of my penis on your and your friend’s forearm 4 €
I tell you about my first impression of you 5 €
I tell you about my first impression of you 7 €
I call Antonio da Silva and try to convince him to come to the Pornydays Festival 2015, and if he comes there, I will get a “Full Service” bonus 39 €
I take a pinch of snuff tobacco using the shamanic Amazonian rapé you brought with you 5 €
I answer honestly to a question you have never asked anyone before 13 €
I give you a hug for 2 minutes that turns into a slight back and head massage 19 €
I wrap my arms around you and sing a short lullaby that my mother used to sing for me 6 €
I massage all 3 of you for 1 minute each (neck/hands/head) 10 €
I look at you and memorize your face in order to recognize you if some day I see you again 6 €
I tell you in a short explanation what I fear most 2 €
I sing a short serenade for you 5 €
I make you laugh 9 €
I let you see my tent 1 €
I improvise a love poem 3 €
I make you laugh or at least smile 1 €
I make a surprising performance for you 14 €
I rub my cheek against yours in order to create a sensual and erotic moment 3 €
I massage your feet for 4 minutes 11 €
I give you a short advice about a problem concerning intercultural differences 5 €
I intuitively answer you with yes or no whether you should become a pastor or not 1 €
I let you and your girlfriend take a selfie with me in front of my tent 1 €
I shortly massage your hair while telling your fortune 3 €
I go out of the building, ask for Joel and Kevin and do something weird with them 7 €
I make a funny, weird performance including bodily contact for you and your friend 21 €
I clean your aura 9 €
I sing something for you 5 €

April 30, 2015 | Mainz, Germany | 160 €

Service Income
I try to cure you from ticklishness. If I succeed touching your waist without you laughing, I’ll get 11€. If you laugh, I’ll get only 3€ 6 €
I join you in a social situation and speak out all the things I feel you are truly thinking and feeling at the moment, in contrast to what you are actually saying 15 €
I create a performative ritual with you that engenders in you the will to quit smoking. If I succeed, I’ll get 1€ per day without smoking for maximum one year 17 €
I make a nice, little surprise for you during the evening 5 €
I perform for you a nice, gentle and beautiful spider which you can think of when you are afraid of a real one 10 €
I join you in the bathtub filled with plastic balls and let you take a photo 2 €
I sing the chorus of Bligg’s song “Manhattan” in Swiss German 5 €
I tell you a fable that includes you, a duck, a table lamp and a moral lesson at the end 5 €
I answer 5 questions with honesty 5 €
I sniff at you 2 €
I let you peep through the window while I perform a sexual gesture on your friend 10 €
I play a match of tabletop football with you 3 €
I contact a friend you have lost and try to convince her that she accepts to meet up with you to talk 45 €
I give a little compliment to all members of the festival 10 €
I tell you a story about a picture 4 €
I improvise a performance for you including a song that stops in the middle 6 €
I read out 1 page of “50 Shades of Grey” simultaneously translating it into Swiss German 10 €

June 20, 2015 | Lucerne, Switzerland | 142 €

Service Income
I answer one of your questions in a consultative conversation of 7 minutes 20 €
I write an SMS to the boyfriend of my sister, asking him to use his personal network to help you find a room in Lucerne 6 €
I tell you about my so far best paid service 2 €
I try to motivate people in the foyer to go and see the theatre piece. If 12 or more persons use my voucher, I get 40 € otherwise only 6 € 6 €
I have an ultra-energizing, life-affirming conversation with you during 10 minutes 15 €
I try to distract the opposing team during the semi-finals of the pétanque tournament and send good vibes to your team 10 €
I hand over the prize trophies to all members of the winning team of the pétanque tournament 5 €
I change 100 Euros into Swiss Francs 9 €
I involve your friend Nick into a strange, confusing and disturbing conversation 6 €
I participate in your theatre piece, performing the ground control station, receiving the money on stage, sitting there for 30 minutes and shouting a countdown from 10 to 1 when you ask me to do so 39 €
I massage your back for 3 minutes 5 €
I massage your back for 10 minutes 19 €

September 5, 2015 | Cologne, Germany | 45 €

Kölner Kulturbummel / An St. Aposteln

Service Income
I massage your neck for 6.5 minutes 6 €
I give you my email address so you can apply for a 2-week internship in my next project 2 €
I let you sit at my table for 5 minutes and answer your questions about my project 4 €
 I listen to you talking about your friend Gisela and based on how I perceive your friendship, I’ll write a nice letter for her 60th birthday 31 €
I find a plastic bag for you 1 €
I make you an interesting offer for a guest performance at Theater der Keller in Cologne 1 €

September 8, 2015 | Cologne, Germany | 117 €

Service Income
I dance with you for 30 seconds of great fun 2 €
I watch you get naked and chat with you during 10 minutes about the battles between the Romans and Germanic tribes and their sexual outcomes 51 €
I massage your neck for 15 minutes 30 €
I read out aloud six short paragraphs from “Confession of a Child of the Century” by Alfred de Musset 4 €
I write an inspirational SMS to your sister that should encourage her to find expression of her creative vein 5 €
I give you an answer to your question 2 €
I give you a longer and more detailed answer 2 €
I sing an opera aria in front of all the people in the foyer 20 €
I bring you a beer 1 €

September 9, 2015 | Cologne, Germany | 96 €

Service Income
I let your friend take photographs of you and me (both bare-chested) during 5 minutes 15 €
I integrate the message of world piece in my future artistic work 2 €
I give you advice for 5 minutes about your life situation 5 €
I give you a lap dance (without touching) 13 €
I tell you about the most extreme and whacked out service that I delivered so far in the performance 3 €
I tell you about the most extreme sexual service that I delivered so far in the performance 2 €
I let you take a picture with you and me in front of my tent 2 €
I let you give me a blowjob and teach you how to do it better while doing it 50 €
I give you a hug 1 €
I give you a kiss on the lips with limited sensuality 1 €
I massage your neck and shoulders with my teeth during 1 minute 2 €

September 26, 2015 | Geneva, Switzerland | 95 €

Service Income
I provide a 10-minute long surprise service to you 37 €
I invent and play an energizing psychological game with you. We both have to speak to each other about what we see in the other person during 2 minutes without interruptions. Whenever one of us stops speaking, the other can slap him 5 €
I ask the DJ if he is single 2 €
I take off my shirt, perform a sexy dance and sing the aria of the Queen of the Night 24 €
I make a surprise for you 19 €
I follow you into my tent and receive a gift from you (a magical object) 1 €
I shortly explain to you the concept of this performance 1 €
I let you see my tent 1 €
I put you in contact with a person who might give / sell you drugs 5 €

October 2, 2015 | Brussels, Belgium | 86 €

Beursschouwburg

Special Guest Performer: Jacques van Poppel

Service Income
I follow you into my tent and I tell you something that will make you walk out even more intrigued about the performance than before 4€
I give an inspirational pre-premiere speech during half of a cigarette 2 €
I make a dark grey (not black, not white) magic ritual in order to stop people annoying you every time you go into the streets of Brussels 5 €
I bite your beautiful and (in Brussels) famous nipple in a sensual way and let you rub my hair while I do it 5 €
I give you a short medium-quality kiss 2 €
I share my thoughts with you about an ambivalent love situation you are in and in the end I will take a photo of you with your smartphone in order to captivate the moment 25 €
Together with JVP, I play your original soundtrack as if you were a cartoon character and we let you record it 5 €
I give you a glass of jenever 2 €
I improvise a short opera aria about an espresso machine, children toys and a bed under the roof as a thank you gift for Rina for letting you sleep at her home 8 €
I perform a latin prayer salsa rap 8 €
I let two other people listen to the rap too 2 €
I add the original movements to the rap performance 4 €
I perform an evolving service that includes a drawing of you three, future-telling and the most beautiful love declaration a woman can ever hear, but given to a man 11 €
I tell you the most unexpected service that I did so far 3 €

October 3, 2015 | Brussels, Belgium | 49 €

Beursschouwburg

Special Guest Performer: Jacques van Poppel

Service Income
I write a sketch for a wedding theatre scene that we will perform later when you found more money 1€
I improvise a song about a shelf with JVP playing the percussion and a mini harmonica 9 €
I talk with you during 8 minutes about an idea for a new curator project 5 €
I give you a tip for a nice restaurant in the neighbourhood where you can have dinner before the theatre piece starts in less than an hour 2 €
I hold your right hand and read your future, while JVP holds your left hand and tells you what he is feeling 3 €
I share with you the most inspiring experience I ever had (and vice versa). We try to combine them and in the end I give you an object that you can take along that might serve as a reminder of inspiration 4 €
I give you a schnaps, we say Skol and I sing a song about Brussels with JVP playing the percussion 6 €
I sing half of a famous Danish song for the Danish clients 1 €
I follow you into my tent and make you feel really good about yourself 6 €
I put you in contact with the organizers from “Karneval der Kulturen” in Berlin in order to help you realise your idea of an intercultural walk through Brussels that celebrates diversity 10 €
I let you watch us build down the tent 2 €

October 17, 2015 | Donaueschingen, Germany | 80 €

Donaueschinger Musiktage

als Teil der Theorieoper “Freiheit – die eutopische Gesellschaft” von Patrick Frank

Service Income
I let you take a photo of me negotiating with your girlfriend 3€
I massage your back and neck during 20 minutes 19 €
I bring you three coffees (served with love) 7 €
I promise you that I will babysit your son Merlin during 3 hours (for 33 €) next time I’ll be in Vienna 3 €
I let you take a photo of my poster with me standing next to it 1 €
I provide a surprise service for you that gives you a sense of well-being 7 €
I hold a small ceremony so that your music theatre project about Justinus Kerner will obtain funding 2 €
I massage your neck and shoulders during 10 minutes while you play some Patrick Frank / Bach music on stage 10 €
I make a short, half-naked rain dance in my tent 11 €
I improvise a movement-based performance with two concepts in my head: the question “What came before?” and the notion “Increments of slowness”. Afterwards we have a feedback talk about the process 11 €
I bring you 2 coffees with milk 5 €
I bring you 2 coffees with milk and sugar, served in your own cups 1 €

October 24, 2015 | Los Angeles, USA | 360 €

Service Income
I give you a 10-minute long, slightly bizarre Tarot card reading about your professional future 5€
I sing the final love duet from Puccini’s La Bohème as far as I know it by heart 5 €
I give you a short Tarot card reading about the question whether it was the right decision to move to L.A. in order to fulfil your dreams 5 €
I perform a symbolic ritual for you (including carrying you) in order to push your career in cinematography through the roof 5 €
I play a tickling game with you in my tent and let your friend watch us 3 €
I massage your back in the tent while singing an aria by Rachmaninov 14 €
I come to your house, let you worship my body during 1 hour and let you take 3 photographs of my erect penis 181 €
I invite Young to the private booth and as a surprise massage his back and declare my love to him 18 €
I give you a short Tarot card reading 7 €
I call your former lover and tell her that you would love to stay friends with her even though your heart does not belong to her anymore and that she should not be afraid 18 €
I play a game with you that opens up new ideas for how to be able to survive in L.A. without a day job 9 €
I’m available to sing an opera aria for you or one of your friends or customers (your choosing) wherever and whenever it is convenient for you and me before either party will exit this world 90 €

October 31, 2015 | New York, USA | 221 €

Service Income
I sing a Swiss folk song to you 9 €
I give you an answer to your question 1 €
I sing a semi-staged version of a scary Händel-aria that turns into a scary Yodel and let you capture it on video 46 €
I read your paw (Halloween costume) 11 €
I massage your right hand for 4 minutes and write down a word for you to take home as a souvenir of the moment 9 €
I let you pick one Tarot card and give you a quick answer to the question whether you’ll meet your soul mate in the coming year 2 €
I read / sing one Tarot card for you as a mini musical experience 5 €
I lick any part of your and your husband’s body (my choice) and then tell you what I felt about your spiritual well-being 39 €
I give you an upgrade and make a longer Tarot card reading about your professional life 16 €
I engage in a roleplay with you, where I am your mother, listen to what you have to say and give you a quick answer 1 €
I hug you as long as I feel good with it and let you know after how much it costs (max. 10 $) 3 €
I play a children clapping game with you for 1 minute 1 €
I talk with you for max. 5 minutes about the project and my motivation 9 €
I tell you yes or no about a decision you have to make 1 €
I tell you a story or anecdote in order to help you find a balance between worklife and emotional life 9 €
I listen to your life situation of being “alone” and give you advice 5 €
I improvise a poem-rap about your love 5 €
I make a group lap dance for the four of you 18 €
I stand on a chair and sing the first verse of the Swiss national anthem 5 €
I stand on a chair and sing the first verse of the German national anthem and let you film it 6 €
I read your palm 9 €
I let you trim my pubes and your friends can listen to your description of the process from behind the curtain 11 €

November 1, 2015 | New York, USA | 239 €

Service Income
I make a short funny dance for you and your daughter 3 €
I follow you into my tent, we stay silent for 5 minutes, hold hands and caress each other 15 €
I give you a tip how to make laundry-making less dislikeable to you 1 €
I play a game with you where I am a pumpkin, you are a seed and your mother is the pie. We only use our hands 3 €
I give you a back massage for 8 minutes and tell you beautiful things that make you feel good about your life and about life in general 14 €
I tell all clients who come to negotiate for the rest of the day that they should not wear any fur this winter and I won’t tell anyone that it comes from you 2 €
I conduct a mental exercise with you that should help you to get your own house 3 €
I strip down naked while singing an opera aria, running from the elevator to the gallery, to the street and back 184 €
I re-enact the situation of the night before when I got stuck in an elevator on my way to a Halloween party, presenting all 10 characters, the main conflict lines and the rescue by the NYC fire police 14 €

November 5, 2015 | Bologna, Italy | 89 €

Service Income
I improvise a small love poem for you 5 €
I take your son on a short trip on a tandem bike and perform a little acrobatic trick in the end 2 €
I answer a personal question (max. 10 mintues) 5 €
I reserve the 12th and 13th December 2015 to perform Full Service at your festival in Savignano sul Rubicone and if we later on find a financial agreement, the service fee will be deducted as an advanced payment 3 €
I will surprise your boyfriend on Saturday, when you bring him to Cinema Lumière, with a cheap love song, taking him aside in front of everybody and making it a bit embarrassing for him 10 €
I massage your back and sing a cradle song for you during 15 minutes 16 €
I call your friend Vittoria at 8 p.m., sing a little birthday song (other than Happy Birthday) to her and tell her that this is a special birthday gift 5 €
I follow you into my tent and make a 2-minute long, contemporary, non-erotic, not too physical dance around you that plays with different notions of gender 5 €
I give you a short advice about how to get to the point where you feel that your days are too short (and not too long) and where you go to bed every evening with satisfaction 2 €
I ask my hosts of the air bnb if they are interested in renting out their room to you on a permanent basis (max. 400 € / month) 1 €
I send you an e-mail with a poem about the end of a love relationship that helps you to accept that it is over 5 €
I agree to pay 10% of all service money that I’ll make during the 3 performances in Bologna as a donation to Dynamo Velostazione, when a client says that he or she has been sent by Bibi 2 €
I make a Facebook post (on my page and on the one from Gender Bender Festival) where I say: “We are in the 21st century and it’s time that we accept people for who they are and not for who we want them to be!”, and I ask people to spread the message around the world 10 €
I laugh with you for a moment 1 €
I do a portrait of you and your brother using dance and voice, optional also words or drawing, and I let you capture it on video 8 €
I give you a motivational speech for your role as director of your new venue and I try to make you feel ready to face all upcoming challenges 9 €

November 6, 2015 | Bologna, Italy | 74 €

Service Income
I invent 5 slightly absurd characters of a children’s story with you and you’ll write the story and send it to me by letter before Christmas 6 €
I give you a short Tarot card reading to find out when your husband will arrive 5 €
I refuse to fulfil your wish to spit into someone’s face or making this person really angry in any other way, regardless of your high offer, and this way I relieve you from your feeling of guilt of wanting this to happen 4 €
I follow you into my tent, chat with you and massage your head for a few minutes, trying to make you forget your headache 6 €
I do a small Happy Birthday ballet for your girlfriend 3 €
I do and tell you funny things for 2 minutes 7 €
I tell you a crude, exaggerated, maybe truthful, maybe fictional story about myself 6 €
I promise that I will never again wear my pink fanny (nor any other fanny) as long as I perform Full Service and I give a 30-second long kiss to your friend and let you watch it 20 €
I look into your eyes and tell you your future 6 €
I look at you and tell you what impressions I have about your personality, your life and your needs 11 €

November 7, 2015 | Bologna, Italy | 121 €

Service Income
I French kiss you for 1 minute 6 €
I answer 5 questions 5 €
I take your boyfriend into my tent and talk with him. at the same time I mirror his physical presence and try to give him the feeling of being appreciated for his specific ways of moving his body. It can also include touching and hugging 15 €
I dance the Dying Swan in the courtyard, trying to be as truthful as possible to the original and singing along the music at the same time 10 €
I tell you a story with supernatural elements that happens at night in a big city and includes three characters, two of them must have an attraction towards each other, maybe all three, and there has to be a zebra, too 16 €
I hold your hands and look into your eyes for 1 minute 4 €
I dance a waltz with you in front of everybody (including your date of tonight), doing my best to make this first time a positive experience for you 5 €
I sing “Lascia ch’io pianga” for you in the tent 20 €
I answer 2 questions 3 €
I answer one more question 1 €
I send you 7 stimuli (videos or images around theatre) via Facebook within the next 30 days 10 €
I make a dance for you in the courtyard in the style of Pina Bausch 7 €
I play a game with you during 5 minutes, where you can pick a city where I have performed Full Service and I tell you the most special service that I have done there 4 €
I tell you why I do this performance 1 €
I massage your neck and shoulders for 5 minutes, but I’m allowed to negotiate with other clients during this time 4 €
I try to talk your friend Claudia into making out with me, as soon as she arrives at the cinema 10 €

June 4, 2016 | Los Angeles, USA | 206 €

Service Income
I talk with you about art and then spank you 32 times (because you are 32 years old) 28 €
I show you my underwear and try to convince my assistant to show his too (he will get an extra 5 $) 18 €
I rub your neck while you held my penis in your hand 18 €
I perform a ritual with you that will help you to be more disciplined in your life 5 €
I dance a striptease for you (without touching) 9 €
I pose and let you take a photo of me 1 €
I let you pick me up next week, come to your studio and model for your painting for 2.5 hours in the pose of a Buddha 44 €
I lie down facing you, look into your eyes and tell you a secret 10 €
I give you 10 spanks (5 on each side) while you chat with your friends 5 €
I smell your armpit and tell you honestly if I think that your smell is something that would bother other people and if is acceptable that you keep not wearing any deodorant 7 €
I create a ritual with you where we make a circle and a small choreography holding our neighbours’ little toes 8 €
I tell you what service has made me the most uncomfortable and how much I was paid for it 2 €
I let you pay me 20$ for something I have done for you already before the performance 18 €
I let you slap me 10 €
I tell you the craziest thing I ever did during “Full Service” 1 €
I kiss you on the mouth as soft as I have ever kissed someone 4 €
I massage your feet for 5 minutes 18 €

June 13, 2016 | Los Angeles, USA | 34 €

Critical Forum
PAM Residencies

Service Income
I sing an excerpt of the aria of the Queen of the Night 9 €
I add a sexy dance to it as I did in Geneva on September 27, 2015 4 €
I let you film the song-dance and you can post it on your instagram 9 €
I reenact a “carte blanche” service that I had originally provided in Lausanne on March 7th, 2015. Your friend Andrew receives the service 7 €
I tell you what the starting point for this project was 1 €
I tell you the top 3 services that made me feel either vulnerable, awkward or in danger 4 €

September 6, 2016 | Zürich, CH | 82 €

Full Service Lab
FAIRNESS – Prices between monopoly and open competition
Discussion with Stefan Meierhans (Swiss price supervisor)
Manifesta 11 Parallel Events 2016 / Tanzhaus Zürich Réunion

Service Income
I talk with you during 15 minutes about what you should do during your 1.5 months artist residency in Switzerland and what art project you should work on 18 €
I give you a voice lesson (50 minutes)  64 €

September 7, 2016 | Zürich, CH | 340 €

Full Service Lab
MONEY – What it is and how to live without
Lecture and Discussion with Raphael Fellmer (who lived without money for five years)
& Prof. Dr. Paul Kellermann (sociologist)
Manifesta 11 Parallel Events 2016 / Tanzhaus Zürich Réunion

Service Income
I have sex with you in the tent    275 €
I pretend to be your horse and carry you down the street    5 €
I massage your back, neck and head for 15 minutes 19 €
I massage your head for 10 minutes 15 €
I sing half of an Ave Maria with my baritone voice and the same half with a “boy soprano” voice 16 €
I let you play my favorite song on my sound system 1 €
I stop my performance 20 minutes early and let you invite me to dinner    9 €

September 8, 2016 | Zürich, CH | 20 €

Full Service Lab
TABOO – What money mustn‘t buy
Discussion with Dr. Barbara Bleisch (philosopher) & Prof. Dr. Stefan Grotefeld (theologian)
Manifesta 11 Parallel Events 2016 / Tanzhaus Zürich Réunion

Service Income
I talk with you during 5 minutes about the most difficult moments I have encountered within this performance 5 €
I answer 3 questions 3 €
I let you look into my tent, but you can’t touch my props 1 €
I talk with you about the most extreme service I have delivered so far 9 €
I let you and your friend see my tent 2 €

September 9, 2016 | Zürich, CH | 112 €

Full Service Lab
THE DESIRE TO BUY – Consumption, intuition and marketing
Lecture and Discussion with Johannes Schneider (psychologist, marketing expert)
Manifesta 11 Parallel Events 2016 / Tanzhaus Zürich Réunion

Service Income
I tell you my first impressions about your personality, strengths and weaknesses, then you answer 5 questions so that I can tell you what you should do professionally in your life 15 €
I massage your neck and say nice things to you during 5 minutes as a birthday gift for yourself 18 €
I brainstorm with you for 25 minutes to find creative solutions for your problems to find suitable childcare in Wiesbaden. After a few days I will send you additional ideas by e-mail 50 €
I let you use my tent to breastfeed your daughter 2 €
I dance a striptease for you 18 €
I take off my left shoe and sock and lift my big toe during 3 minutes 3 €
I let you take a photo of my toe for your mother 1 €
I try to loosen the muscle blockade in your lower back with a short massage 5 €

September 10, 2016 | Zürich, CH | 47 €

Full Service Lab
PROJECTIONS – The relation between performer and audience
Discussion with Prof. Dr. Kornelia Hahn, sociologist & Lisa Lucassen, performer (She She Pop)
Manifesta 11 Parallel Events 2016 / Tanzhaus Zürich Réunion

Service Income
I sing a classical song with play-along accompaniment 11 €
I answer 5 questions about life during max. 12 minutes 18 €
I talk with you about my motivations for the project and how my experiences with it relate to my initial questions and concerns 18 €

September 11, 2016 | Zürich, CH | 143 €

Full Service Lab
BOUNDARIES – How far would you go?
Discussion with David Bloom (choreographer, filmmaker, dance teacher)
Manifesta 11 Parallel Events 2016 / Tanzhaus Zürich Réunion

Service Income
I sing an aria from Don Giovanni and let you capture it on video 40 €
I reflect on my artistic development since we saw each other last time 4.5 years ago during my studies 18 €
I give you some ideas where to find Swiss friends in Zürich (where you just moved 2 weeks ago) 5 €
I spend 2 hours with you as your buddy and accompany you to the trampoline park “Jump House” in Berlin-Reinickendorf 80 €

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