Full Service
Do you have a wish? A need? A desire? Good news: “Full Service” might pop up soon at a venue near you. I am ready to provide any service you may desire – immediately and on-site. Nothing is off limits – as long as we manage to agree on the conditions and the price.
Tour Dates
04.11.2018 | Paris, France | 156 €
| I do an interview with you for 10 minutes and you can film it and show it to your teachers and fellow students at journalism school | 14 € |
| I talk with you about the negotiation strategies that I have learned with this performance | 11 € |
| I walk with you along the canal for about 8 minutes | 10 € |
| I give you some practical advice on how to make clients/sex partners cum while giving head | 12 € |
| I express what my wish is at the moment and you do it for me | 5 € |
| I get fully naked with you and we hug and hold each other. You have the option the get a blowjob for additional 60 € | 41 € |
| I remove your Prince Albert piercing from your genitals and put it back in. Other people can watch us do this in front of our tent | 10 € |
| I talk with you about SNAP Fest and Full Service for a few minutes for your queerfeminist radio show | 11 € |
| I make a performance with you for your dog who is the only audience allowed in the tent, where we re-enact a clownish sexual encounter where nothing works | 20 € |
| I talk with you for 5 minutes | 5 € |
| I talk with you for additional 5 minutes | 5 € |
| I tell you for 2 minutes what my first impression was when I saw you | 12 € |
03.11.2018 | Paris, France | 137 €
| I cuddle with you for 6 minutes, holding you in my arms and kissing your neck | 11 € |
| I use my social network to find a female person who is curious to go with you to a shibari lesson in 2 weeks in Paris | 5 € |
| I praise your friend Marie who could not come to the festival, saying how nice and cute she is and how much I would have loved to meet her. You can record it on video and send it to her | 10 € |
| I read your tarot cards and sing a part of it with operatic voice | 30 € |
| I read your tarot cards | 16 € |
| I caress my friend in my tent and let you take some photos for AFP (French news agency) | 5 € |
| I call your friend Mathilde and give her some insights about this festival and my performance, explaining why they are important, specifically in regards to gender questions | 15 € |
| I massage your hands for 5 minutes and the press photographer can take photos | 7 € |
| I ask you questions and listen to your answers for 3 minutes | 3 € |
| I massage your head for 3 minutes | 5 € |
| I sing a horny little song full of compliments for Thierry Ardisson for your TV-show on the channel C8 | 11 € |
| I let you interview me for your online magazine 9lives-magazine.com | 10 € |
| I kiss you on the lips | 5 € |
| I explain to you the conflict in the Middle East while licking your nipple | 4 € |
28.01.2018 | San Francisco, USA | 266 €
| I spend 15 minutes with you in my private booth. I let you be bossy and I answer your questions with big pauses before I answer, thus giving you time to think about the answers you would like to hear. Touch is limited to hands and knees | 24 € |
| I give you a hug | 24 € |
| I stand in for your dad who passed away 20 years ago, giving you a priesthood blessing following the tradition of your former religion | 16 € |
| I let you tattoo “Kosmik Fuck” in Ugaritic cuneiform script on my body. This gives me the right to pass it on to other people who have been “kosmikally fucked” by me. You can film the process of the tattooing and use the material for whatever you want | 202 € |
27.01.2018 | San Francisco, USA | 100 €
| I explain to you the dative and genitive case in German language | 4 € |
| I tell you during 15 minutes how I came up with the project and what the high and lows were | 33 € |
| I give you a third party perspective on the current dating choices of your ex | 12 € |
| I let you massage my feet for 15 minutes and chat with you in the private booth | 24 € |
| I remove my shoes and socks and give you a short tarot card reading about your health | 7 € |
| I give you a quick tarot card reading | 4 € |
| I give you a tarot card reading | 16 € |
26.01.2018 | San Francisco, USA | 133 €
| I ignore your friend for 15 minutes | 2 € |
| I sing 5 minutes of Swiss music, combining funny and heartfelt elements and I unignore your friend who chipped in 20$ | 20 € |
| I look into your eyes for 2 minutes | 4 € |
| I show you some material from my current choreographic research in San Francisco and then we talk about it | 23 € |
| I send your partner to a psychic healing institute where he can get cured of his smoking addiction. If it works I receive 150$, if not 25$ | 20 € |
| I give you a quick Tarot card reading about the loss of your brother | 4 € |
| I engage in a 15 minute conversation with you, aiming to teach you how to love yourself and to get over your writer’s block | 32 € |
| I talk with you and your tinder date for 3 minutes separately about your interest in the other person. Then I create a list of assignments that you have to execute together (without me) in the private booth | 28 € |
15.11.2017 | Bangkok, Thailand | 115 €
Bangkok theater festival
| I make a good performance for you that includes good singing, good moving and a little anecdote about myself | 6 € |
| I watch you do something. If I can explain how you do it, I’ll get 200 Baht, otherwise only 20 Baht | 2 € |
| I predict your future based on your face during 12 minutes | 6 € |
| I fill out two pages from your German language homework without making any mistakes | 6 € |
| I talk with you during 10 – 15 minutes about why I do this project and explain its connections to the topic of prostitution | 5 € |
| I let you be my director for a performance where I have to come down the escalator, cry, approach someone, say that I’m sorry and sing | 4 € |
| I sit in the middle of you, kiss one of you on the cheek and ask my assistant to take a photo from us with your camera | 14 € |
| I improvise a short play where I break the heart of all 5 of you | 5 € |
| I read your palm to tell you if your future husband is a doctor | 1 € |
| I write down something in your diary for the moments when you feel very down and I say something to your friend so that they feel less frustrated and confused | 3 € |
| I read your future love life from looking at your face | 1 € |
| I answer your question about your ex-boyfriend and your reason to break up with each other | 1 € |
| I read your palm about your future | 1 € |
| I let you throw an artificial flower on me as a symbolic ritual that from now on in your life you will do things that have value and mean something for you. I let your friend record it | 3 € |
| I do an arm wrestle with you. It's 60 Baht if you win and 140 Baht if I win | 4 € |
| I give you a Tarot card reading about your love life | 3 € |
| I have a conversation with you in my private booth about dating | 3 € |
| I tell you the most embarrassing service that I have done so far | 1 € |
| I pretend to do high five to 3 people of my choice who do not know me, but instead of tapping their hand, I'll hit them slightly on their face | 1 € |
| I sing my best song | 7 € |
| I choose Italian opera and sing the song in the middle of the hall on the escalator | 5 € |
| I physically and musically recreate half of Aladdin's flying carpet scene, singing and acting "A whole new world" with you | 7 € |
| I answer the 10 official questions that the prime minister of the military government has given out to the Thai people, playing the role of a supporter of the military government. Then I'll answer 1 more question as myself. You will record my answers and publish them on the media website The101.world | 25 € |
| I add you as a friend on Facebook | 1 € |
14.11.2017 | Bangkok, Thailand | 37 €
Bangkok Arts and Culture Center
| I have a conversation with you about what it means to do participatory work as an artist | 5 € |
| I tell you where I get my inspiration | 1 € |
| I try to make you cry. If I succeed I get 100 Baht otherwise only 20 Baht | 1 € |
| I take off my t-shirt and hold you in my arms for 5 minutes | 12 € |
| I shortly explain to you the role of money in the concept of this performance | 1 € |
| I give you advice on how to find true love and I let you take a selfie from us | 3 € |
| I ask you questions and listen to your answers for 10 minutes, with the goal that you find out what you need in life | 3 € |
| I have a conversation with you during 15 minutes about my performance, the initial idea and what I'm trying to prove with it | 5 € |
| I talk with you about this project for 10 minutes and then you massage my ears for 5 minutes in silence in my private booth | 2 € |
| I make a physical performance for you, a little bit romantic and sexy, but not dirty | 4 € |
11.11.2017 | Hong Kong (HK) | 112 €
Hong Kong Art Center
| I accompany you to see a theater piece and if they ask you to participate, I'll replace you | 17 € |
| I make a prayer for and with two people here in Hong Kong | 13 € |
| I answer your question whether I think that the stereotypes and memes about Japanese people are true | 1 € |
| I fill out the audience report for you in a truthful and positive way | 2 € |
| I teach you how to kiss in a 15-minute lesson | 45 € |
| I call your ex-girlfriend, tell her that you wish her only the best, that you want her to be happy, that you are grateful for all you have shared together and that she should follow her heart and do the things she loves | 11 € |
| I counsel you for 10 - 15 minutes about nervousness, fears and anxiety | 11 € |
| I bring your 2 suitcases back to the hotel and drop it off at the reception | 10 € |
| I give you a receipt for Pro Helvetia | 2 € |
10.11.2017 | Hong Kong (HK) | 235 €
Hong Kong Art Center
| I spend the night cuddling with you at your house and I make your heart warm again. No kissing, no sex (THIS SERVICE WAS ACTUALLY PERFORMED IN ANOTHER CITY, BUT CANNOT BE PUBLISHED THERE DUE TO CULTURAL POLICIES) | 224 € |
| I talk with you for a few minutes in my private booth | 10 € |
| I let you see my private booth | 1 € |
09.11.2017 | Manila, Philippines | 107 €
Pineapple Lab
| I massage you for 15 minutes, wearing only my underwear | 27 € |
| I call your friend Anissa who is sick at home, I sing an operatic version of Adele's "Hello" and tell her that this is a gift from her crush | 20 € |
| I change 750 Philippine Pesos into US-Dollars | 1 € |
| I remove my shirt and cuddle with you for 1 minute in my private booth | 5 € |
| I sing a Swiss folk song for you | 17 € |
| I engage in a conversation with you during 10 minutes about what brought me to do this project and how it has evolved | 12 € |
| I do some exercises with you and your team (+ 1 guest) that help with overcoming shyness, connecting with people and leaving a good impression on them | 25 € |
08.11.2017 | Manila, Philippines | 168 €
Pineapple Lab
| I have an uplifting conversation with your friend for 5 minutes, whilst twirling their hair | 17 € |
| I write a short story about something I have experienced in Manila and send it to you by e-mail before tomorrow night so that you can try to get it published on Rappler.com | 8 € |
| I dance for you during 30 seconds, channelling whatever I feel when I see you into movement | 18 € |
| I curate and moderate a situation where the aim is to get everyone from the group horny, including myself | 15 € |
| I let you write on my left thigh why you wanted to come here and participate in the performance | 3 € |
| I give you your first kiss (on the lips) | 2 € |
| I give a speech as if I was at our mutual friends' wedding | 33 € |
| I tell you 3 beautiful and touching experiences that I have had doing this performance | 33 € |
| I leave you alone and donate half of this service for a good cause | 2 € |
| I walk on your chest and abdomen with my feet and let you caress, kiss and mildly lick them | 11 € |
| I tell a scary story to you and your friends around a drink that you offer to everyone | 25 € |
| I let you take 2 photos of us together, 1 selfie and 1 by my assistant | 1 € |
05.11.2017 | Yokohama, Japan | 96 €
| I sing a happy child song | 4 € |
| I give you a hug | 1 € |
| I engage with you in a conversation where we tell each other a key moment of our childhood and our adolescence with one follow-up question per story | 20 € |
| I give you advice on how to feel more young again | 7 € |
| I tell you about the weirdest service that I delivered so far in the performance | 11 € |
| I tell you 3 short stories of surprising services that I have performed, including one of sexual nature | 7 € |
| I give you a very short advice on how to find a husband | 1 € |
| I tell you whether or not you can get married as a 56 years old woman and when | 7 € |
| I perform together with you with geometrically patterned faces inside of your artwork. You can make a video of it and use it for promotion purposes in order to sell your sculptures. We will use the song "Tokyo Girl" from Perfume as a soundtrack | 16 € |
| I sing a short version of an Italian opera aria for you | 4 € |
| I give you a quick Tarot card reading | 4 € |
| I give you a Tarot card reading | 7 € |
| I give you advice on how to be more happy next year | 3 € |
| I sing an English song for you | 3 € |
| Donation without service | 1 € |
04.11.2017 | Yokohama, Japan | 60 €
| I play jan-ken-pon (rock-paper-scissors) with you and the winner has to do a Dainoji pose for 5 seconds | 1 € |
| I give you an imaginary travel experience through Switzerland, showing 10 private photos, describing Swiss food and singing a Swiss song | 11 € |
| I give you a short Tarot card reading about your family | 7 € |
| I give you a short Tarot card reading about your family | 7 € |
| I give you a Tarot card reading about the next 3 months of your life | 4 € |
| I tell your fortune during 1 minute in a moderately funny way | 1 € |
| I repeat the same service for you | 1 € |
| I sing the beginning of Ave Maria for you | 7 € |
| I let you record the song | 1 € |
| I give you a Tarot card reading about your work | 4 € |
| I give you advice on how to be able to work more from home, so that you don't have to commute so much | 7 € |
| I sing the beginning of my favorite song | 1 € |
| I send good vibes for the Yokohama BayStars baseball team, so that they win the match tonight against the Fukuoka SoftBank Hawks | 2 € |
| I try to create a window for you to be more happy in your life | 4 € |
| I listen to you talking about your heartbreak | 2 € |
12.11.2016 | Barcelona, Spain | 85 €
| I answer your questions about Full Service during 30 minutes. I let you record the interview and you can use it for your presentation about my work in your art history class "Latest trends". I also make out a receipt for you | 30 € |
| I send you additional informations, links, videos and press material about Full Service (in English, Italian or French) by e-mail | 10 € |
| I engage in a 10-minute long situation with you, that includes physical contact and emotional connection (not sexual) | 12 € |
| I try to convince you by talking about my life and my life choices during 5 minutes, that you don't have to be afraid of aging (you can still have a family) and that money is not important (you can be more generous) | 6 € |
| I blindfold you, your boyfriend and myself. We touch each other however we feel like for 3 minutes and then we talk about the experience for 3 more minutes | 22 € |
| I massage your face, chest and belly with my feet. Then I walk on your back and in the end I let you lick along and between my toes of both feet | 5 € |
11.11.2016 | Barcelona, Spain | 68 €
| I perform the Friday Night Kiddush with you and your friend in my tent, because all of us are far away from our Jewish families. I sing the Hebrew blessings over the wine and over the bread in free opera style | 10 € |
| I make a short, esthetical, contemporary performance for you in the tent | 10 € |
| I massage your neck and shoulders for 15 minutes | 16 € |
| I perform a controversial dialogue about feminism, playing two of your fellow students from university. Determined post-feminist Maria from Ukraine who dresses very sexy and has extreme opinions, as well as radical feminist Diana from Spain who likes to talk in monologue | 12 € |
| I make an announcement and invite all people who are present in the bar to join us for a group hug and to share positivity | 5 € |
| I let you witness the following performance in public space: I go to the bar next door wearing a green bath robe. I order a bottle of water, I scream "El mundo es mio!", throw the water into my face and then I ask a woman "¿Confías en mí?". In the end I leave the bar together with you. | 15 € |
11.09.2016 | Zürich, Switzerland | 143 €
| I sing an aria from Don Giovanni and let you capture it on video | 40 € |
| I reflect on my artistic development since we saw each other last time 4.5 years ago during my studies | 18 € |
| I give you some ideas where to find Swiss friends in Zürich (where you just moved 2 weeks ago) | 5 € |
| I spend 2 hours with you as your buddy and accompany you to the trampoline park "Jump House" in Berlin-Reinickendorf | 80 € |
10.09.2016 | Zürich, Switzerland | 47 €
| I sing a classical song with play-along accompaniment | 11 € |
| I answer 5 questions about life during max. 12 minutes | 18 € |
| I talk with you about my motivations for the project and how my experiences with it relate to my initial questions and concerns | 18 € |
09.09.2016 | Zürich, Switzerland | 112 €
| I tell you my first impressions about your personality, strengths and weaknesses, then you answer 5 questions so that I can tell you what you should do professionally in your life | 15 € |
| I massage your neck and say nice things to you during 5 minutes as a birthday gift for yourself | 18 € |
| I brainstorm with you for 25 minutes to find creative solutions for your problems to find suitable childcare in Wiesbaden. After a few days I will send you additional ideas by e-mail | 50 € |
| I let you use my tent to breastfeed your daughter | 2 € |
| I dance a striptease for you | 18 € |
| I take off my left shoe and sock and lift my big toe during 3 minutes | 3 € |
| I let you take a photo of my toe for your mother | 1 € |
| I try to loosen the muscle blockade in your lower back with a short massage | 5 € |
08.09.2016 | Zürich, Switzerland | 20 €
| I talk with you during 5 minutes about the most difficult moments I have encountered within this performance | 5 € |
| I answer 3 questions | 3 € |
| I let you look into my tent, but you can't touch my props | 1 € |
| I talk with you about the most extreme service I have delivered so far | 9 € |
| I let you and your friend see my tent | 2 € |
07.09.2016 | Zürich, Switzerland | 340 €
| I have sex with you in the tent | 275 € |
| I pretend to be your horse and carry you down the street | 5 € |
| I massage your back, neck and head for 15 minutes | 19 € |
| I massage your head for 10 minutes | 15 € |
| I sing half of an Ave Maria with my baritone voice and the same half with a "boy soprano" voice | 16 € |
| I let you play my favorite song on my sound system | 1 € |
| I stop my performance 20 minutes early and let you invite me to dinner | 9 € |
06.09.2016 | Zürich, Switzerland | 82 €
| I talk with you during 15 minutes about what you should do during your 1.5 months artist residency in Switzerland and what art project you should work on | 18 € |
| I give you a voice lesson (50 minutes) | 64 € |
13.06.2016 | Los Angeles, USA | 34 €
PAM Residencies
| I sing an excerpt of the aria of the Queen of the Night | 9 € |
| I add a sexy dance to it as I did in Geneva on September 27, 2015 | 4 € |
| I let you film the song-dance and you can post it on your instagram | 9 € |
| I reenact a "carte blanche" service that I had originally provided in Lausanne on March 7th, 2015. Your friend Andrew receives the service | 7 € |
| I tell you what the starting point for this project was | 1 € |
| I tell you the top 3 services that made me feel either vulnerable, awkward or in danger | 4 € |
04.06.2016 | Los Angeles, USA | 206 €
| I talk with you about art and then spank you 32 times (because you are 32 years old) | 28 € |
| I show you my underwear and try to convince my assistant to show his too (he will get an extra 5 $) | 18 € |
| I rub your neck while you held my penis in your hand | 18 € |
| I perform a ritual with you that will help you to be more disciplined in your life | 5 € |
| I dance a striptease for you (without touching) | 9 € |
| I pose and let you take a photo of me | 1 € |
| I let you pick me up next week, come to your studio and model for your painting for 2.5 hours in the pose of a Buddha | 44 € |
| I lie down facing you, look into your eyes and tell you a secret | 10 € |
| I give you 10 spanks (5 on each side) while you chat with your friends | 5 € |
| I smell your armpit and tell you honestly if I think that your smell is something that would bother other people and if is acceptable that you keep not wearing any deodorant | 7 € |
| I create a ritual with you where we make a circle and a small choreography holding our neighbours’ little toes | 8 € |
| I tell you what service has made me the most uncomfortable and how much I was paid for it | 2 € |
| I let you pay me 20$ for something I have done for you already before the performance | 18 € |
| I let you slap me | 10 € |
| I tell you the craziest thing I ever did during “Full Service” | 1 € |
| I kiss you on the mouth as soft as I have ever kissed someone | 4 € |
| I massage your feet for 5 minutes | 18 € |
07.11.2015 | Bologna, Italy | 121 €
| I French kiss you for 1 minute | 6 € |
| I answer 5 questions | 5 € |
| I take your boyfriend into my tent and talk with him. at the same time I mirror his physical presence and try to give him the feeling of being appreciated for his specific ways of moving his body. It can also include touching and hugging | 15 € |
| I dance the Dying Swan in the courtyard, trying to be as truthful as possible to the original and singing along the music at the same time | 10 € |
| I tell you a story with supernatural elements that happens at night in a big city and includes three characters, two of them must have an attraction towards each other, maybe all three, and there has to be a zebra, too | 16 € |
| I hold your hands and look into your eyes for 1 minute | 4 € |
| I dance a waltz with you in front of everybody (including your date of tonight), doing my best to make this first time a positive experience for you | 5 € |
| I sing “Lascia ch’io pianga” for you in the tent | 20 € |
| I answer 2 questions | 3 € |
| I answer one more question | 1 € |
| I send you 7 stimuli (videos or images around theatre) via Facebook within the next 30 days | 10 € |
| I make a dance for you in the courtyard in the style of Pina Bausch | 7 € |
| I play a game with you during 5 minutes, where you can pick a city where I have performed Full Service and I tell you the most special service that I have done there | 4 € |
| I tell you why I do this performance | 1 € |
| I massage your neck and shoulders for 5 minutes, but I’m allowed to negotiate with other clients during this time | 4 € |
| I try to talk your friend Claudia into making out with me, as soon as she arrives at the cinema | 10 € |
06.11.2015 | Bologna, Italy | 74 €
| I invent 5 slightly absurd characters of a children’s story with you and you’ll write the story and send it to me by letter before Christmas | 6 € |
| I give you a short Tarot card reading to find out when your husband will arrive | 5 € |
| I refuse to fulfil your wish to spit into someone’s face or making this person really angry in any other way, regardless of your high offer, and this way I relieve you from your feeling of guilt of wanting this to happen | 4 € |
| I follow you into my tent, chat with you and massage your head for a few minutes, trying to make you forget your headache | 6 € |
| I do a small Happy Birthday ballet for your girlfriend | 3 € |
| I do and tell you funny things for 2 minutes | 7 € |
| I tell you a crude, exaggerated, maybe truthful, maybe fictional story about myself | 6 € |
| I promise that I will never again wear my pink fanny (nor any other fanny) as long as I perform Full Service and I give a 30-second long kiss to your friend and let you watch it | 20 € |
| I look into your eyes and tell you your future | 6 € |
| I look at you and tell you what impressions I have about your personality, your life and your needs | 11 € |
05.11.2015 | Bologna, Italy | 89 €
| I improvise a small love poem for you | 5 € |
| I take your son on a short trip on a tandem bike and perform a little acrobatic trick in the end | 2 € |
| I reserve the 12th and 13th December 2015 to perform Full Service at your festival in Savignano sul Rubicone and if we later on find a financial agreement, the service fee will be deducted as an advanced payment | 3 € |
| I answer a personal question (max. 10 mintues) | 5 € |
| I will surprise your boyfriend on Saturday, when you bring him to Cinema Lumière, with a cheap love song, taking him aside in front of everybody and making it a bit embarrassing for him | 10 € |
| I massage your back and sing a cradle song for you during 15 minutes | 16 € |
| I call your friend Vittoria at 8 p.m., sing a little birthday song (other than Happy Birthday) to her and tell her that this is a special birthday gift | 5 € |
| I follow you into my tent and make a 2-minute long, contemporary, non-erotic, not too physical dance around you that plays with different notions of gender | 5 € |
| I give you a short advice about how to get to the point where you feel that your days are too short (and not too long) and where you go to bed every evening with satisfaction | 2 € |
| I ask my hosts of the air bnb if they are interested in renting out their room to you on a permanent basis (max. 400 € / month) | 1 € |
| I send you an e-mail with a poem about the end of a love relationship that helps you to accept that it is over | 5 € |
| I agree to pay 10% of all service money that I’ll make during the 3 performances in Bologna as a donation to Dynamo Velostazione, when a client says that he or she has been sent by Bibi | 2 € |
| I make a Facebook post (on my page and on the one from Gender Bender Festival) where I say: “We are in the 21st century and it’s time that we accept people for who they are and not for who we want them to be!”, and I ask people to spread the message around the world | 10 € |
| I laugh with you for a moment | 1 € |
| I do a portrait of you and your brother using dance and voice, optional also words or drawing, and I let you capture it on video | 8 € |
| I give you a motivational speech for your role as director of your new venue and I try to make you feel ready to face all upcoming challenges | 9 € |
01.11.2015 | New York, USA | 239 €
| I make a short funny dance for you and your daughter | 3 € |
| I follow you into my tent, we stay silent for 5 minutes, hold hands and caress each other | 15 € |
| I give you a tip how to make laundry-making less dislikeable to you | 1 € |
| I play a game with you where I am a pumpkin, you are a seed and your mother is the pie. We only use our hands | 3 € |
| I give you a back massage for 8 minutes and tell you beautiful things that make you feel good about your life and about life in general | 14 € |
| I tell all clients who come to negotiate for the rest of the day that they should not wear any fur this winter and I won’t tell anyone that it comes from you | 2 € |
| I conduct a mental exercise with you that should help you to get your own house | 3 € |
| I strip down naked while singing an opera aria, running from the elevator to the gallery, to the street and back | 184 € |
| I re-enact the situation of the night before when I got stuck in an elevator on my way to a Halloween party, presenting all 10 characters, the main conflict lines and the rescue by the NYC fire police | 14 € |
31.10.2015 | New York, USA | 221 €
| I sing a Swiss folk song to you | 9 € |
| I give you an answer to your question | 1 € |
| I sing a semi-staged version of a scary Händel-aria that turns into a scary Yodel and let you capture it on video | 46 € |
| I read your paw (Halloween costume) | 11 € |
| I massage your right hand for 4 minutes and write down a word for you to take home as a souvenir of the moment | 9 € |
| I let you pick one Tarot card and give you a quick answer to the question whether you’ll meet your soul mate in the coming year | 2 € |
| I read / sing one Tarot card for you as a mini musical experience | 5 € |
| I engage in a roleplay with you, where I am your mother, listen to what you have to say and give you a quick answer | 1 € |
| I give you an upgrade and make a longer Tarot card reading about your professional life | 16 € |
| I hug you as long as I feel good with it and let you know after how much it costs (max. 10 $) | 3 € |
| I play a children clapping game with you for 1 minute | 1 € |
| I talk with you for max. 5 minutes about the project and my motivation | 9 € |
| I lick any part of your and your husband’s body (my choice) and then tell you what I felt about your spiritual well-being | 39 € |
| I tell you yes or no about a decision you have to make | 1 € |
| I tell you a story or anecdote in order to help you find a balance between worklife and emotional life | 9 € |
| I listen to your life situation of being “alone” and give you advice | 5 € |
| I improvise a poem-rap about your love | 5 € |
| I make a group lap dance for the four of you | 18 € |
| I stand on a chair and sing the first verse of the Swiss national anthem | 5 € |
| I stand on a chair and sing the first verse of the German national anthem and let you film it | 6 € |
| I read your palm | 9 € |
| I let you trim my pubes and your friends can listen to your description of the process from behind the curtain | 11 € |
24.10.2015 | Los Angeles, USA | 360 €
| I give you a 10-minute long, slightly bizarre Tarot card reading about your professional future | 5 € |
| I sing the final love duet from Puccini’s La Bohème as far as I know it by heart | 5 € |
| I give you a short Tarot card reading about the question whether it was the right decision to move to L.A. in order to fulfil your dreams | 5 € |
| I perform a symbolic ritual for you (including carrying you) in order to push your career in cinematography through the roof | 5 € |
| I play a tickling game with you in my tent and let your friend watch us | 3 € |
| I massage your back in the tent while singing an aria by Rachmaninov | 14 € |
| I come to your house, let you worship my body during 1 hour and let you take 3 photographs of my erect penis | 181 € |
| I invite Young to the private booth and as a surprise massage his back and declare my love to him | 18 € |
| I give you a short Tarot card reading | 7 € |
| I call your former lover and tell her that you would love to stay friends with her even though your heart does not belong to her anymore and that she should not be afraid | 18 € |
| I play a game with you that opens up new ideas for how to be able to survive in L.A. without a day job | 9 € |
| I’m available to sing an opera aria for you or one of your friends or customers (your choosing) wherever and whenever it is convenient for you and me before either party will exit this world | 90 € |
17.10.2015 | Donaueschingen, Germany | 80 €
Donaueschinger Musiktage
| I let you take a photo of me negotiating with your girlfriend | 3 € |
| I massage your back and neck during 20 minutes | 19 € |
| I bring you three coffees (served with love) | 7 € |
| I promise you that I will babysit your son Merlin during 3 hours (for 33 €) next time I’ll be in Vienna | 3 € |
| I let you take a photo of my poster with me standing next to it | 1 € |
| I provide a surprise service for you that gives you a sense of well-being | 7 € |
| I hold a small ceremony so that your music theatre project about Justinus Kerner will obtain funding | 2 € |
| I massage your neck and shoulders during 10 minutes while you play some Patrick Frank / Bach music on stage | 10 € |
| I make a short, half-naked rain dance in my tent | 11 € |
| I improvise a movement-based performance with two concepts in my head: the question “What came before?” and the notion “Increments of slowness”. Afterwards we have a feedback talk about the process | 11 € |
| I bring you 2 coffees with milk | 5 € |
| I bring you 2 coffees with milk and sugar, served in your own cups | 1 € |
03.10.2015 | Brussels. Belgium | 49 €
| I write a sketch for a wedding theatre scene that we will perform later when you found more money | 1 € |
| I improvise a song about a shelf with JVP playing the percussion and a mini harmonica | 9 € |
| I talk with you during 8 minutes about an idea for a new curator project | 5 € |
| I give you a tip for a nice restaurant in the neighbourhood where you can have dinner before the theatre piece starts in less than an hour | 2 € |
| I hold your right hand and read your future, while JVP holds your left hand and tells you what he is feeling | 3 € |
| I share with you the most inspiring experience I ever had (and vice versa). We try to combine them and in the end I give you an object that you can take along that might serve as a reminder of inspiration | 4 € |
| I give you a schnaps, we say Skol and I sing a song about Brussels with JVP playing the percussion | 6 € |
| I sing half of a famous Danish song for the Danish clients | 1 € |
| I follow you into my tent and make you feel really good about yourself | 6 € |
| I put you in contact with the organizers from “Karneval der Kulturen” in Berlin in order to help you realise your idea of an intercultural walk through Brussels that celebrates diversity | 10 € |
| I let you watch us build down the tent | 2 € |
02.10.2015 | Brussels, Belgium | 86 €
| I follow you into my tent and I tell you something that will make you walk out even more intrigued about the performance than before | 4 € |
| I give an inspirational pre-premiere speech during half of a cigarette | 2 € |
| I make a dark grey (not black, not white) magic ritual in order to stop people annoying you every time you go into the streets of Brussels | 5 € |
| I bite your beautiful and (in Brussels) famous nipple in a sensual way and let you rub my hair while I do it | 5 € |
| I give you a short medium-quality kiss | 2 € |
| I share my thoughts with you about an ambivalent love situation you are in and in the end I will take a photo of you with your smartphone in order to captivate the moment | 25 € |
| Together with JVP, I play your original soundtrack as if you were a cartoon character and we let you record it | 5 € |
| I give you a glass of jenever | 2 € |
| I improvise a short opera aria about an espresso machine, children toys and a bed under the roof as a thank you gift for Rina for letting you sleep at her home | 8 € |
| I perform a latin prayer salsa rap | 8 € |
| I let two other people listen to the rap too | 2 € |
| I add the original movements to the rap performance | 4 € |
| I perform an evolving service that includes a drawing of you three, future-telling and the most beautiful love declaration a woman can ever hear, but given to a man | 11 € |
| I tell you the most unexpected service that I did so far | 3 € |
26.09.2015 | Geneva, Switzerland | 95 €
36gr/ La Gravière
| I provide a 10-minute long surprise service to you | 37 € |
| I invent and play an energizing psychological game with you. We both have to speak to each other about what we see in the other person during 2 minutes without interruptions. Whenever one of us stops speaking, the other can slap him | 5 € |
| I ask the DJ if he is single | 2 € |
| I take off my shirt, perform a sexy dance and sing the aria of the Queen of the Night | 24 € |
| I make a surprise for you | 19 € |
| I follow you into my tent and receive a gift from you (a magical object) | 1 € |
| I shortly explain to you the concept of this performance | 1 € |
| I let you see my tent | 1 € |
| I put you in contact with a person who might give / sell you drugs | 5 € |
09.09.2015 | Cologne, Germany | 96 €
Studiobühne Köln
| I let your friend take photographs of you and me (both bare-chested) during 5 minutes | 15 € |
| I integrate the message of world piece in my future artistic work | 2 € |
| I give you advice for 5 minutes about your life situation | 5 € |
| I give you a lap dance (without touching) | 13 € |
| I tell you about the most extreme and whacked out service that I delivered so far in the performance | 3 € |
| I tell you about the most extreme sexual service that I delivered so far in the performance | 2 € |
| I let you take a picture with you and me in front of my tent | 2 € |
| I let you give me a blowjob and teach you how to do it better while doing it | 50 € |
| I give you a hug | 1 € |
| I give you a kiss on the lips with limited sensuality | 1 € |
| I massage your neck and shoulders with my teeth during 1 minute | 2 € |
08.09.2015 | Cologne, Germany | 117 €
Studiobühne Köln
| I dance with you for 30 seconds of great fun | 2 € |
| I watch you get naked and chat with you during 10 minutes about the battles between the Romans and Germanic tribes and their sexual outcomes | 51 € |
| I massage your neck for 15 minutes | 30 € |
| I read out aloud six short paragraphs from “Confession of a Child of the Century” by Alfred de Musset | 4 € |
| I write an inspirational SMS to your sister that should encourage her to find expression of her creative vein | 5 € |
| I give you an answer to your question | 2 € |
| I give you a longer and more detailed answer | 2 € |
| I sing an opera aria in front of all the people in the foyer | 20 € |
| I bring you a beer | 1 € |
05.09.2015 | Cologne, Germany | 45 €
Kulturbummel
| I massage your neck for 6.5 minutes | 6 € |
| I give you my email address so you can apply for a 2-week internship in my next project | 2 € |
| I let you sit at my table for 5 minutes and answer your questions about my project | 4 € |
| I listen to you talking about your friend Gisela and based on how I perceive your friendship, I’ll write a nice letter for her 60th birthday | 31 € |
| I find a plastic bag for you | 1 € |
| I make you an interesting offer for a guest performance at Theater der Keller in Cologne | 1 € |
20.06.2015 | Lucerne, Switzerland | 142 €
Südpol
| I answer one of your questions in a consultative conversation of 7 minutes | 20 € |
| I write an SMS to the boyfriend of my sister, asking him to use his personal network to help you find a room in Lucerne | 6 € |
| I tell you about my so far best paid service | 2 € |
| I try to motivate people in the foyer to go and see the theatre piece. If 12 or more persons use my voucher, I get 40 € otherwise only 6 € | 6 € |
| I have an ultra-energizing, life-affirming conversation with you during 10 minutes | 15 € |
| I try to distract the opposing team during the semi-finals of the pétanque tournament and send good vibes to your team | 10 € |
| I hand over the prize trophies to all members of the winning team of the pétanque tournament | 5 € |
| I change 100 Euros into Swiss Francs | 9 € |
| I involve your friend Nick into a strange, confusing and disturbing conversation | 6 € |
| I participate in your theatre piece, performing the ground control station, receiving the money on stage, sitting there for 30 minutes and shouting a countdown from 10 to 1 when you ask me to do so | 39 € |
| I massage your back for 3 minutes | 5 € |
| I massage your back for 10 minutes | 19 € |
30.04.2015 | Mainz, Germany | 160 €
| I try to cure you from ticklishness. If I succeed touching your waist without you lauging, I’ll get 11€. If you laugh, I’ll get only 3€ | 6 € |
| I join you in a social situation and speak out all the things I feel you are truly thinking and feeling at the moment, in contrast to what you are actually saying | 15 € |
| I create a performative ritual with you that engenders in you the will to quit smoking. If I succeed, I’ll get 1€ per day without smoking for maximum one year | 17 € |
| I make a nice, little surprise for you during the evening | 5 € |
| I perform for you a nice, gentle and beautiful spider which you can think of when you are afraid of a real one | 10 € |
| I join you in the bathtub filled with plastic balls and let you take a photo | 2 € |
| I sing the chorus of Bligg’s song “Manhattan” in Swiss German | 5 € |
| I tell you a fable that includes you, a duck, a table lamp and a moral lesson at the end | 5 € |
| I answer 5 questions with honesty | 5 € |
| I sniff at you | 2 € |
| I let you peep through the window while I perform a sexual gesture on your friend | 10 € |
| I play a match of tabletop football with you | 3 € |
| I contact a friend you have lost and try to convince her that she accepts to meet up with you to talk | 45 € |
| I give a little compliment to all members of the festival | 10 € |
| I tell you a story about a picture | 4 € |
| I improvise a performance for you including a song that stops in the middle | 6 € |
| I read out 1 page of “50 Shades of Grey” simultaneously translating it into Swiss German | 10 € |
19.03.2015 | Zürich, Switzerland | 825 €
| I send you the contacts of 3 tax advisors in Zürich by post | 11 € |
| I improvise a short rap about the end of the world | 6 € |
| I tell you what I see when I look at you | 2 € |
| I find you a small thing to eat and hand it to you with poetry | 2 € |
| I tell you about my fears and get a drawing from you | 1 € |
| I hug you for 2 minutes | 5 € |
| I write something in my notebook and let you take the page with you | 2 € |
| I let you blow me off | 114 € |
| I surprise your boyfriend by making compliments about his new red sneakers and suddenly kissing him with tongue | 6 € |
| I give you whatever I want to give you for the money I get | 14 € |
| I call your sister and talk with her for a while | 9 € |
| I talk with you about art and fundraising for 5 minutes | 10 € |
| I tell you about my first impression of you | 7 € |
| I convince the barman to take off his underwear and bring it to you | 9 € |
| I quickly explain to you the different performances you just have seen | 5 € |
| I call your friend Steffi for her 30th birthday (on 28.03.2015) and wish her all the best for her 30ies | 19 € |
| I chat with you and let you massage and rim me for a total duration of 2 hours | 379 € |
| I sing something romantic while caressing you | 9 € |
| I draw the shape of my penis on your and your friend’s forearm | 4 € |
| I tell you about my first impression of you | 5 € |
| I tell you about my first impression of you | 7 € |
| I call Antonio da Silva and try to convince him to come to the Pornydays Festival 2015, and if he comes there, I will get a “Full Service” bonus | 39 € |
| I take a pinch of snuff tobacco using the shamanic Amazonian rapé you brought with you | 5 € |
| I answer honestly to a question you have never asked anyone before | 13 € |
| I give you a hug for 2 minutes that turns into a slight back and head massage | 19 € |
| I wrap my arms around you and sing a short lullaby that my mother used to sing for me | 6 € |
| I massage all 3 of you for 1 minute each (neck/hands/head) | 10 € |
| I look at you and memorize your face in order to recognize you if some day I see you again | 6 € |
| I tell you in a short explanation what I fear most | 2 € |
| I sing a short serenade for you | 5 € |
| I make you laugh | 9 € |
| I let you see my tent | 1 € |
| I improvise a love poem | 3 € |
| I make you laugh or at least smile | 1 € |
| I make a surprising performance for you | 14 € |
| I rub my cheek against yours in order to create a sensual and erotic moment | 3 € |
| I massage your feet for 4 minutes | 11 € |
| I give you a short advice about a problem concerning intercultural differences | 5 € |
| I intuitively answer you with yes or no whether you should become a pastor or not | 1 € |
| I let you and your girlfriend take a selfie with me in front of my tent | 1 € |
| I shortly massage your hair while telling your fortune | 3 € |
| I go out of the building, ask for Joel and Kevin and do something weird with them | 7 € |
| I make a funny, weird performance including bodily contact for you and your friend | 21 € |
| I clean your aura | 9 € |
| I sing something for you | 5 € |
08.03.2015 | Lausanne, Switzerland | 204 €
L'Arsenic, La Fête du Slip
| I talk with you about the most challenging and difficult services that I delivered so far in the performance | 12 € |
| I undress and let you take 3 Polaroid photos of me, and I also take 3 of you | 9 € |
| I share a nice thought with you | 2 € |
| I caress your body, including genital parts, for 10 minutes | 75 € |
| I massage your scalp for 5 minutes | 15 € |
| I get naked and let you take Polaroid photos from isolated parts of my body, then I put on a pink slip, handcuffs and a leather collar for more photos, and then I sensually apply cream on your fresh tattoos | 20 € |
| I find you a female person who is open to deliver you the service of sharing an intimate moment with you (details of this service are negotiated directly between you and her) | 47 € |
| I make a small ritual that might bring you a happy love life | 5 € |
| I write a poem about you | 19 € |
07.03.2015 | Lausanne, Switzerland | 278 €
L'Arsenic, La Fête du Slip
| I massage your head | 10 € |
| I talk with you for 15 minutes about your sexual and romantic life as a 35 y.o. in 2015 | 47 € |
| I exchange a sexual secret with you | 4 € |
| I give you advice on how to resolve a moral conflict | 15 € |
| I pull my pants a bit down and my T-shirt a bit up, then strip down to my underwear, put on a pink slip and chat with you for 15 minutes | 70 € |
| I massage your friend’s breasts for 5 minutes | 13 € |
| I improvise a small ode for the woman I saw you with yesterday for a few minutes and let you film it | 11 € |
| I kiss the “vagina memory” card on your forehead and let you take a photo | 1 € |
| I give you a Tarot card reading and make you laugh | 10 € |
| I leave you my dinner voucher | 5 € |
| I bring you 2 glasses of white wine from the bar | 2 € |
| I invent a kinky porn scene that takes place in a fitness center, involving many partners including Johnny Sins, and let you record it | 4 € |
| I give you an erotic back massage in underwear for 10 minutes, including a little surprise | 19 € |
| I share with you our violent and shame-inducing thoughts that I don’t talk about with others | 9 € |
| I have a great time with you for a few minutes, including kissing and whatever happens | 13 € |
| I touch you how I want, where I want and how long I want | 5 € |
| I try to lick my elbow | 5 € |
| I give you a hug | 2 € |
| I massage your back and shoulders for 4 minutes | 9 € |
| I let you use my negotiation table for the time you need to finish your dinner | 5 € |
| I hold a nuanced speech about what I see in you, including the hidden tragedies | 10 € |
| I sing Happy Birthday for your friend caressing his left earlobe | 9 € |
06.03.2015 | Lausanne, Switzerland | 206 €
L'Arsenic, La Fête du Slip
| I make a small ceremony that stops you from losing your belongings all the time | 5 € |
| I give you a Tarot card reading | 14 € |
| I try to get you an accreditation (festival pass) for the festival | 12 € |
| I do some energizing acrobatics exercises with you | 10 € |
| I make a headstand on the table, bite your nipple and let your friend take a photo | 14 € |
| I kiss you and let you suck me for 5 minutes | 65 € |
| I give you a 10 minute interview about Full Service for the student radio “Fréquence Banane” | 10 € |
| I find you a pain killer | 2 € |
| I make a small, strange and intimate performance for you that includes a moment of singing | 11 € |
| I call the phone number which is part of your own performance and follow the instructions | 7 € |
| I sing something from Debussy at your table | 5 € |
| I give your friend a short and efficient life coaching | 9 € |
| I engage in an experiment with you, where we try to generate sexual desire through only looking into each others eyes during 15 minutes, and if we feel like it, we can touch the other person’s aura | 28 € |
| I have a drink with you and your friends | 5 € |
| I engage in a real, personal conversation with you for a few minutes | 9 € |
28.02.2015 | Berlin, Germany | 181 €
Sophiensaele, 100° Festival
| I put on your make-up and lipstick with a little personal touch | 6 € |
| I massage your neck for 6 minutes and let you charge your phone at the same time | 11 € |
| I cover you and your sister with compliments during 3 minutes | 5 € |
| I give you some practical advice from my experience how to lead a happy life | 5 € |
| I hug you and your partner for 2 minutes | 7 € |
| I give you advice, whether you should ask the person who you suspect to be your biological father to undergo paternity testing | 10 € |
| I sing half of a pop song for you, it should be sexy and have something to do with your life | 6 € |
| I sing the first half of “My heart will go on” for you | 5 € |
| I read through your artistic manifesto and provide a comment for each point | 10 € |
| I give you a short interview for your blog while having dinner | 3 € |
| I share an egoless experience with you | 7 € |
| I lick your neck | 1 € |
| I sing with you the death scene of Mimì from La Bohème as an erotic love duet, including a dress rehearsal and me bringing the score | 28 € |
| I give you a short spiritual life coaching | 4 € |
| I post a link to your music and upcoming showcase on my Facebook wall | 6 € |
| I discuss with you the possibility and moral legitimacy of dividing the hall into two classes, one for migrants and one for people of German descent | 2 € |
| I massage your wrists for 5 minutes | 2 € |
| I have an entertaining chat with you during five minutes and let you sit on my table | 4 € |
| I can choose to have sex with you or get something else that I would appreciate | 1 € |
| I let you set up your shrine in my tent and give you a Tarot card reading about your career as a dancer | 6 € |
| I put my lips on your left eyelid for 3 minutes | 31 € |
| I give you a Tarot card reading about your love life | 6 € |
| I give you an erotic caress between your ear and neck | 5 € |
| I give you a Tarod card reading (incl. night shift premium) | 10 € |
27.02.2015 | Berlin, Germany | 122 €
Sophiensaele, 100° Festival
| I improvise a little song in French for your grandmother’s 100th birthday and let you record it | 5 € |
| I keep you company while you eat your goulash (you eat quite fast) | 5 € |
| I organize two discount tickets for you for the upcoming show | 8 € |
| I call your daughter Philine for her 17th birthday (on 15.04.2015) and sing a bit of “O mio babbino caro” and of “17 Jahr blondes Haar” for her | 20 € |
| I step on a chair and tell you in 3 minutes all I can about my life | 6 € |
| I keep my fingers crossed for your performance between 11 and 11.20 and you get up to 80% back if it did not work | 3 € |
| I shortly kiss you with tongue as an audition for a more expensive service | 6 € |
| I engage in a pillow fight with you and max. 3 more friends | 9 € |
| I have a short chat with you in my tent | 2 € |
| I fall in love (and maybe kiss) with Camille within two minutes and let you film the scene for your blog | 18 € |
| I sit with you in silence, head against head, holding hands for 1 minute | 2 € |
| I give you a hug in my tent | 2 € |
| I read to you all services I have done so far tonight and let you have one of them for half price | 9 € |
| I talk with you about the most disturbing service ideas on my flyer | 2 € |
| I tell you the secret key to understanding the middle east conflict | 2 € |
| I learn a part of the song “Bella Ciao” and sing it for you in the tent | 20 € |
| I hold the disco ball during your drag performance | 3 € |
21.02.2015 | Zürich, Switzerland | 235 €
| I crawl your neck and cuddle with you for 6 minutes like after having sex | 10 € |
| I distribute your flyers during my performance | 9 € |
| I improvise a little song for your wife who has a burn-out and let you record it | 10 € |
| I call your friend Michael on the day of his 40th birthday (29.10.2022) and sing Happy Birthday in a slow and sexual way | 37 € |
| I let you see my tent | 1 € |
| I present you to a producer I know | 2 € |
| I tell you a funny story about your boyfriend who I know since childhood | 10 € |
| I hug you for 5 minutes | 8 € |
| I try to cure your flu with my healing powers | 5 € |
| I massage your neck for 5 minutes | 10 € |
| I explain to you why there are so many sex-clubs in Switzerland compared with Balkan countries | 1 € |
| I find a cigarette for you | 1 € |
| I engage in a handstand competition with you | 5 € |
| I explain to you how I got the idea for this performance and how I established the contact to the Swiss Dance Days | 5 € |
| I massage your head for 5 minutes | 10 € |
| I tell you how my funeral would be if I died today | 9 € |
| I sing with you Schubert’s Erlkönig for your friend’s birthday, me singing the father and the narrator, you singing the son and the Erlkönig | 19 € |
| I make a birthday surprise for you and your friend at midnight, which has to be short, vehement, personal, passionate, built with situation irony and in French | 54 € |
| I massage your neck for 8 minutes (incl. night shift premium) | 29 € |
31.01.2015 | Zürich, Geneva | 196 €
| I call a man with whom you agreed not to have any contact any more from my mobile phone and try to convince him to sing with me over the phone | 11 € |
| I play a match of table football with you and tell you my first impressions about you | 10 € |
| I change the diapers of your daughter | 4 € |
| I pull my pants a bit down and my T-shirt a bit up and chat with you for 10 minutes | 40 € |
| I sit and chat with you and your friends for 3 minutes with the option of adding minutes | 5 € |
| I answer all your questions for 5 minutes including a hypothetical prize list for some service ideas | 15 € |
| I let you (4 persons) make a human pile on top of me and take a photo | 9 € |
| I give you a Tarot card reading about your dissertation | 16 € |
| I give you a handjob | 49 € |
| I try to get the barman from yesterday evening to accept to have a drink with you tonight at your place | 5 € |
| I keep silence with you for one minute in the tent | 2 € |
| I try to find out where the man is who used to work at the box office | 2 € |
| I tell you in 2 minutes my impression about what kind of person you are | 12 € |
| I give you an original couples therapy for a few minutes | 16 € |
30.01.2015 | Zürich, Switzerland | 406 €
| I declare my love to you including a moment of singing | 19 € |
| I make a handstand and let you take a photo | 3 € |
| I discuss with you during 15 minutes where my real limits are in this performance | 78 € |
| I massage your hands and sing a song | 10 € |
| I discuss with you the possibility of donating my sperm for your artificial insemination procedure | 20 € |
| I listen to you talking shortly about a difficult situation in your relationship and give a tip, how I would try to handle it | 24 € |
| I dress up as a nun and sing “Happy Birthday” in French, using my falsetto voice | 19 € |
| I go with you to the bar next door and we both try to collect as fast as possible 3 phone numbers of friendly-looking people. If I win, you have to write a review on my website, if you win, you also get the numbers I collected | 10 € |
| I listen to your question, whether you should move to St. Gallen or not. I’ll sleep over it and send you a text message with my advice the next day | 5 € |
| I elegantly light your girlfriend’s cigarette as a queer Indian tantra priest | 9 € |
| I explain to you where the toilets are | 1 € |
| I tell you my favourite joke | 4 € |
| I summon the red-haired and the blond drag queen and take a photo of you in the middle of them | 10 € |
| I listen to you talking about bad family news for 2 minutes | 6 € |
| I explain to you why I always take money for a service | 3 € |
| I organize a surprise for you that will take place at any moment during the evening | 11 € |
| I listen to you telling me something | 2 € |
| I will send your friend Aurelio a nice text message once a month for one year with a special tip for a movie, restaurant, party, song, etc | 116 € |
| I sit with you in my tent for a moment and we chat together | 5 € |
| I make out with your friend and let you watch | 22 € |
| I listen to you for a while until I think it is enough | 20 € |
| I let you use my tent as a changing room | 9 € |
29.01.2015 | Geneva, Switzerland | 167 €
| I improvise a performance inspired by a work of art that deeply affected me, translating it into my own artistic language | 20 € |
| I give a public speech where I express that you are very proud of your sister | 19 € |
| I perform a series of magic tricks that fail and make you laugh | 12 € |
| I get naked and kiss you with tongue | 39 € |
| I explain to you why I do this performance | 4 € |
| I organize a time travel to the 16th century and explain to you how you have met and seduced each other | 11 € |
| I engage in a text message conversation with your boyfriend using your mobile phone, pretending to be you and making excuses for working so much these days | 15 € |
| I give you feedback on your project | 28 € |
| I write a love poem | 14 € |
| I make a triple Lutz jump | 5 € |
28.01.2015 | Geneva, Switzerland | 253 €
| I explain to you how the 70th anniversary of Auschwitz’s liberation affects me personally and how it might affect you | 19 € |
| I announce your pregnancy to your parents in a video message where I sing the big news for them | 26 € |
| I hold a séance for you and tell you about your future | 14 € |
| I write a little song of 1 minute length containing many words rhyming with “La Fabrik” and let you record it | 20 € |
| I explain to you how I got the idea for this performance | 5 € |
| I sell you my ticket for the sold-out concert of “Feu! Chatterton” and write for you a haiku about love | 20 € |
| I sing a short, languorous and sensual Japanese ballad | 5 € |
| I provide a good surprise service that makes you smile at the end | 9 € |
| I get wrapped up in a curtain with you and draw it to the other side of the room and back | 5 € |
| I write a small poem about the weight of everyday life | 10 € |
| I play a magnetist doctor giving you treatment for a problem you have in your role of a patient, using a bit of physical contact and creating erotic tension | 20 € |
| I am disposed to have a conversation with you about any subject you would like to share and discuss with me and to take the time to get to know each other | 10 € |
| I hang myself on the ceiling and try to keep the position for 2 minutes | 9 € |
| I tell your two friends that you asked me to spend 2 entire weeks with me, pretending to be in a big dilemma, if I should accept it or not, asking them many questions about your personality and romantic pre-history | 19 € |
| I try to get to know you during 10 minutes in order to write a personal letter full of compliments, which I will send to you by mail | 48 € |
| I do something to chase the demons away that keep you from working well on your doctoral thesis. | 14 € |
10.01.2015 | New York, USA | 146 €
| I give you a lap dance during half of a song | 8 € |
| I find you a girl who will chat with you for 5 minutes | 4 € |
| I write a declaration of love to your boyfriend | 9 € |
| I improvise a performance moving above your heads, without words, artistic, but truthful. | 20 € |
| I let you see my private booth | 3 € |
| I perform the following storyline (invented by you) in a 3-minute version: a little girl is horny, discovers masturbation and explores sexual activities with the neighbour’s dog Andy. When Andy runs away she has a panic attack, then she orgasms and then she wins the McArthur Genius Grant. | 13 € |
| I get you two beers at the bar and sing a short song for you | 10 € |
| I let you blow me for 2 minutes, while your friend is filming, then we watch the video together and delete it. | 35 € |
| I make a purifying ceremony with you that brings positive energy in 2015 | 11 € |
| I have a threesome kiss with you for 1 minute | 19 € |
| I let you see my private booth | 2 € |
| I let you and your friend use my private booth for 5 minutes | 8 € |
| I engage in a pillow fight with you for 1 minute | 3 € |
| Tip without service | 1 € |
05.10.2014 | Losone, Switzerland | 95 €
| I make an oracle ceremony for you, in order to find out if you will have children | 33 € |
| I sing “Ombra mai fu” in a staged version around the fountain | 17 € |
| I sing a short opera aria for you | 8 € |
| I make a 5-minutes performance, sitting at the table of foreign people, imitating them and doing small weird things while you can watch me | 12 € |
| I go with you inside the private booth, we build a construction, using all my props I have with me (4 minutes), then we clean it all up again (2 minutes); meanwhile I make a speech that starts with animal fables and ends with economic crisis | 14 € |
| I give a compliment to your girlfriend | 3 € |
| I listen to you talking about your life situation and I tell you what I think about it | 8 € |
04.10.2014 | Losone, Switzerland | 100 €
| I lay down with you and give you a lover experience with hugs and caresses | 33 € |
| I remove the 3 salad dressing stains from your brand-new pullover | 21 € |
| I flirt with your husband and touch his butt | 12 € |
| I try to convince the people around to come to your show | 16 € |
| I sing a song for you | 10 € |
| I show you my genitals and you show me yours | 8 € |
03.10.2014 | Losone, Switzerland | 153 €
| I do nothing for 5 minutes | 9 € |
| I give you a shoulder massage for 5 minutes | 10 € |
| I sing a song for you, while I massage your neck and you dance | 10 € |
| I listen to you talking about your mental state for 3 minutes | 5 € |
| I explain to you my artistic idea behind this performance | 8 € |
| I give you advice for 3.5 minutes how to deal with fear and nervousness as a performer | 5 € |
| I dance with you inside the private booth for 90 seconds and I explain to you at the same time what this performance is about | 8 € |
| I try to stop a singer from singing right here on the square | 8 € |
| I read your palm | 4 € |
| I give up the idea of stopping this singer | 17 € |
| I let you film me reading the palm of your friend | 2 € |
| I give you a Tarot card reading | 16 € |
| I give you a Tarot card reading about your love life | 16 € |
| I dance for 30 seconds in the middle of the fountain | 3 € |
| I give you ideas, what you could do with 900 Swiss Francs of leftovers from a lost campaign to save a historic bar | 13 € |
| I make you laugh and feel happiness | 7 € |
| I give you advice about your love life | 12 € |
02.10.2014 | Bellinzona, Switzerland | 135 €
| I give you a French kiss for 30 seconds | 17 € |
| I ask you an interesting question | 1 € |
| I sing an opera aria from Richard Wagner | 8 € |
| I explain to you how I feel standing here at everyone’s disposal like an escort | 2 € |
| I declare my love to you in a realistic way for 10 minutes | 18 € |
| I sing a song from the 19th century | 8 € |
| I do 10 push-ups | 2 € |
| I send you a personal mixtape on a CD with short explanations | 25 € |
| I try to make you laugh, cry and laugh again during 20 minutes | 25 € |
| I write a short poem about „theatre“ | 8 € |
| I write a heartening surprise-poem for your girlfriend Marisol | 21 € |
01.10.2014 | Lugano, Switzerland | 241 €
| I light the cigarettes for you and your friends for the rest of the evening | 6 € |
| I give you 5 pieces of advice for the communication with your soon to be ex-wife | 7 € |
| I sincerely answer 5 questions that you ask | 4 € |
| I post a Facebook status advertising your work as a graphic designer | 8 € |
| I tell you the numbers to bet on in the Euro Millions lottery | 10 € |
| I tell you a one minute story containing "wine", "chair" and "arm pit" | 6 € |
| I pretend to have sex on stage (while naked) within another performance | 200 € |